Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Lord Buxley Boxwool


In his heyday, Lord Buxley Boxwool is said to have been capable of emitting a bellow so loud that it could shatter the entire contents of an entire china cabinet. Once a renowned barritone, Lord Boxwool's career came to a crashing halt when his ravishingly lovely young wife, the Lady Clarissabellouise Boxwool, ran off with a sailor. Lord Boxwool never recovered from the rage and anguish, and he henceforth turned his sonic talents towards terrorizing his myriad servants. Combined with a powerful garlic breath, his wrathful screams were much. to be feared. Much indeed.

Charles Belle le Femme


No one at the Science Academy was prepared for the arrival of Charles Belle Le Femme. His groundbreaking contributions to science were unprecedented at the time. However, he was soon expelled for causing too many members to question their sexuality. Plus he had a nice rack.