The Gallery of Notoriously Fancy Gentlemen

Lord Byron Olfactory

2011-05-13T17:48:00.000-07:00

Lord Byron Olfactory had two children, Sake and Peston who were given to the Church and raised as priests in the Order of the Colander. He died honorably in Sagittan year 127 from high cholesterol. The Church celebrated his life by serving cassoulet to every citizen within reach and getting drunk on the finest Sagittan wine available.

Lord Buxley Boxwool

2010-10-13T16:16:00.000-07:00

In his heyday, Lord Buxley Boxwool is said to have been capable of emitting a bellow so loud that it could shatter the entire contents of an entire china cabinet. Once a renowned barritone, Lord Boxwool's career came to a crashing halt when his ravishingly lovely young wife, the Lady Clarissabellouise Boxwool, ran off with a sailor. Lord Boxwool never recovered from the rage and anguish, and he henceforth turned his sonic talents towards terrorizing his myriad servants. Combined with a powerful garlic breath, his wrathful screams were much. to be feared. Much indeed.

Charles Belle le Femme

2010-10-13T10:02:00.000-07:00

No one at the Science Academy was prepared for the arrival of Charles Belle Le Femme. His groundbreaking contributions to science were unprecedented at the time. However, he was soon expelled for causing too many members to question their sexuality. Plus he had a nice rack.

Winston Leopold Chestercumberfield 3000

2010-09-22T09:46:00.000-07:00

An honorable gent who spent many a night at the local pub enjoying a tall pint and defending his honor. His style may have be antiquated, but his right hook certainly wasn't.

Harumph!

2009-11-26T05:35:00.000-08:00

Harumph! I've been dead and gone for nearly 2 centuries now and I come back to find my study filled with miscreants and rabble rousers! There are going to be some changes made around here now that I'm back in charge! Only those with the highest of character are allowed to adorn my walls! If you think you have what it takes to associate with me you're wrong, nobody will ever achieve the perfection that I, Liam Faust have. However, if you are interested I am looking for a new gang of Fancy Gentlemen to speak condescendingly too. All applicants should apply through e-lectronic letter to my address at liam.faustus@gmail.com Those not fancy NEED NOT APPLY! I also don't want to see any women folk less I be mounting them, gufaw! Hm yes, that'll do, quite, yes.

Mr. Mephisto

2009-11-26T05:24:00.001-08:00

His visits never lasted more than a day, but his presence seemed to linger for months. People always seemed to disappear whenever Mr. Mephisto came to town.

Volkmar Von Sussman VII.5

2009-07-28T11:52:00.000-07:00

A notorious trader of opium, chinaware and slaves. He is a master card player and has won his best business deals by the hands hidden up his sleeves. It is said that he strangled his twin brother in the womb; hence the seventh and a half.

Lord Francis Douglas

2009-06-16T11:53:00.000-07:00

While frustrated with one of his paintings, Lord Douglas attempted to set the town ablaze.

Dr. Bartleby Archibald Crombwell IV

2009-05-24T08:35:00.000-07:00

A man whose life was dedicated to science. Known for inventing the left handed spoon, the 4 wheeled bicycle, and the "shock" (a sock with treads so you are able to walk safely with out risk of slipping)

Jared Von Poppintrop

2009-05-06T19:03:00.001-07:00

A well known man about town, he is perhaps too well known for inducing the swoons of many an ill-fated lady... Many a rouged cheek have touched his pricey kid gloves.

The Honourable Admiral Craven Abattre

2009-05-05T07:32:00.000-07:00

Instrumental in the North Sea takeover, his accomplishments were overshadowed by his numerous bad habits and harmful deeds.

Dr. Emmerich Friedhelm

2009-05-03T13:19:00.000-07:00

A good hearted man; Unfortunately his incompetence led to the disappearance of many of his patients.

Winston J. Loxfull

2009-05-03T13:03:00.001-07:00

A retired merchant whose business ventures were always questionable.

Sebastian Bartholomew Leopold

2009-04-21T12:23:00.000-07:00

A man with perhaps too much "honor", has fought numerous animals, children, women and other gentlemen with sword and pistol to uphold his pride.

Ezra Bardeaux

2009-04-21T06:59:00.000-07:00

A bizarre man, the villagers could not understand his fetish with parakeets.

Liam Faust

2009-04-08T14:05:00.000-07:00

A man of impeccable taste, though he is rumored to be in league with the devil.