Lord Byron Olfactory had two children, Sake and Peston who were given to the Church and raised as priests in the Order of the Colander. He died honorably in Sagittan year 127 from high cholesterol. The Church celebrated his life by serving cassoulet to every citizen within reach and getting drunk on the finest Sagittan wine available.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Lord Byron Olfactory
Lord Byron Olfactory had two children, Sake and Peston who were given to the Church and raised as priests in the Order of the Colander. He died honorably in Sagittan year 127 from high cholesterol. The Church celebrated his life by serving cassoulet to every citizen within reach and getting drunk on the finest Sagittan wine available.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Lord Buxley Boxwool
In his heyday, Lord Buxley Boxwool is said to have been capable of emitting a bellow so loud that it could shatter the entire contents of an entire china cabinet. Once a renowned barritone, Lord Boxwool's career came to a crashing halt when his ravishingly lovely young wife, the Lady Clarissabellouise Boxwool, ran off with a sailor. Lord Boxwool never recovered from the rage and anguish, and he henceforth turned his sonic talents towards terrorizing his myriad servants. Combined with a powerful garlic breath, his wrathful screams were much. to be feared. Much indeed.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Winston Leopold Chestercumberfield 3000
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Harumph!
Harumph! I've been dead and gone for nearly 2 centuries now and I come back to find my study filled with miscreants and rabble rousers! There are going to be some changes made around here now that I'm back in charge! Only those with the highest of character are allowed to adorn my walls! If you think you have what it takes to associate with me you're wrong, nobody will ever achieve the perfection that I, Liam Faust have. However, if you are interested I am looking for a new gang of Fancy Gentlemen to speak condescendingly too. All applicants should apply through e-lectronic letter to my address at liam.faustus@gmail.com Those not fancy NEED NOT APPLY! I also don't want to see any women folk less I be mounting them, gufaw! Hm yes, that'll do, quite, yes.
Mr. Mephisto
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
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