Thursday, November 26, 2009

Harumph!

Harumph! I've been dead and gone for nearly 2 centuries now and I come back to find my study filled with miscreants and rabble rousers! There are going to be some changes made around here now that I'm back in charge! Only those with the highest of character are allowed to adorn my walls! If you think you have what it takes to associate with me you're wrong, nobody will ever achieve the perfection that I, Liam Faust have. However, if you are interested I am looking for a new gang of Fancy Gentlemen to speak condescendingly too. All applicants should apply through e-lectronic letter to my address at liam.faustus@gmail.com Those not fancy NEED NOT APPLY! I also don't want to see any women folk less I be mounting them, gufaw! Hm yes, that'll do, quite, yes.

Mr. Mephisto


His visits never lasted more than a day, but his presence seemed to linger for months. People always seemed to disappear whenever Mr. Mephisto came to town.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Volkmar Von Sussman VII.5

A notorious trader of opium, chinaware and slaves. He is a master card player and has won his best business deals by the hands hidden up his sleeves. It is said that he strangled his twin brother in the womb; hence the seventh and a half.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Lord Francis Douglas


While frustrated with one of his paintings, Lord Douglas attempted to set the town ablaze.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Dr. Bartleby Archibald Crombwell IV


A man whose life was dedicated to science. Known for inventing the left handed spoon, the 4 wheeled bicycle, and the "shock" (a sock with treads so you are able to walk safely with out risk of slipping)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Jared Von Poppintrop


A well known man about town, he is perhaps too well known for inducing the swoons of many an ill-fated lady... Many a rouged cheek have touched his pricey kid gloves.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

The Honourable Admiral Craven Abattre

Instrumental in the North Sea takeover, his accomplishments were overshadowed by his numerous bad habits and harmful deeds.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Dr. Emmerich Friedhelm


A good hearted man; Unfortunately his incompetence led to the disappearance of many of his patients.

Winston J. Loxfull


A retired merchant whose business ventures were always questionable.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Sebastian Bartholomew Leopold


A man with perhaps too much "honor", has fought numerous animals, children, women and other gentlemen with sword and pistol to uphold his pride.

Ezra Bardeaux



A bizarre man, the villagers could not understand his fetish with parakeets.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Liam Faust




A man of impeccable taste, though he is rumored to be in league with the devil.