Thursday, November 26, 2009

Harumph!

Harumph! I've been dead and gone for nearly 2 centuries now and I come back to find my study filled with miscreants and rabble rousers! There are going to be some changes made around here now that I'm back in charge! Only those with the highest of character are allowed to adorn my walls! If you think you have what it takes to associate with me you're wrong, nobody will ever achieve the perfection that I, Liam Faust have. However, if you are interested I am looking for a new gang of Fancy Gentlemen to speak condescendingly too. All applicants should apply through e-lectronic letter to my address at liam.faustus@gmail.com Those not fancy NEED NOT APPLY! I also don't want to see any women folk less I be mounting them, gufaw! Hm yes, that'll do, quite, yes.

Mr. Mephisto


His visits never lasted more than a day, but his presence seemed to linger for months. People always seemed to disappear whenever Mr. Mephisto came to town.