Friday, May 13, 2011

Lord Byron Olfactory

Lord Byron Olfactory had two children, Sake and Peston who were given to the Church and raised as priests in the Order of the Colander. He died honorably in Sagittan year 127 from high cholesterol. The Church celebrated his life by serving cassoulet to every citizen within reach and getting drunk on the finest Sagittan wine available.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Lord Buxley Boxwool

In his heyday, Lord Buxley Boxwool is said to have been capable of emitting a bellow so loud that it could shatter the entire contents of an entire china cabinet. Once a renowned barritone, Lord Boxwool's career came to a crashing halt when his ravishingly lovely young wife, the Lady Clarissabellouise Boxwool, ran off with a sailor. Lord Boxwool never recovered from the rage and anguish, and he henceforth turned his sonic talents towards terrorizing his myriad servants. Combined with a powerful garlic breath, his wrathful screams were much. to be feared. Much indeed.

Charles Belle le Femme

No one at the Science Academy was prepared for the arrival of Charles Belle Le Femme. His groundbreaking contributions to science were unprecedented at the time. However, he was soon expelled for causing too many members to question their sexuality. Plus he had a nice rack.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Winston Leopold Chestercumberfield 3000

An honorable gent who spent many a night at the local pub enjoying a tall pint and defending his honor. His style may have be antiquated, but his right hook certainly wasn't.

Thursday, November 26, 2009


Harumph! I've been dead and gone for nearly 2 centuries now and I come back to find my study filled with miscreants and rabble rousers! There are going to be some changes made around here now that I'm back in charge! Only those with the highest of character are allowed to adorn my walls! If you think you have what it takes to associate with me you're wrong, nobody will ever achieve the perfection that I, Liam Faust have. However, if you are interested I am looking for a new gang of Fancy Gentlemen to speak condescendingly too. All applicants should apply through e-lectronic letter to my address at Those not fancy NEED NOT APPLY! I also don't want to see any women folk less I be mounting them, gufaw! Hm yes, that'll do, quite, yes.

Mr. Mephisto

His visits never lasted more than a day, but his presence seemed to linger for months. People always seemed to disappear whenever Mr. Mephisto came to town.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Volkmar Von Sussman VII.5

A notorious trader of opium, chinaware and slaves. He is a master card player and has won his best business deals by the hands hidden up his sleeves. It is said that he strangled his twin brother in the womb; hence the seventh and a half.