In his heyday, Lord Buxley Boxwool is said to have been capable of emitting a bellow so loud that it could shatter the entire contents of an entire china cabinet. Once a renowned barritone, Lord Boxwool's career came to a crashing halt when his ravishingly lovely young wife, the Lady Clarissabellouise Boxwool, ran off with a sailor. Lord Boxwool never recovered from the rage and anguish, and he henceforth turned his sonic talents towards terrorizing his myriad servants. Combined with a powerful garlic breath, his wrathful screams were much. to be feared. Much indeed.
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